Friday, 6 December 2013

100 WC Week 1 - You're Fired!

"And then the noise stopped... it stopped did it... just like that? You blithering idiot, it stopped because you'd broken the control panel! Like a crazed monkey, you kept smashing at every button you could find until the machine broke. If you'd just listened to the simple instructions, everything would’ve been fine. Couldn’t you hear the cogs screaming out in pain? Oil the wheels every day you were told… every day! Not every month. I’ve checked the log and you haven’t followed any of the maintenance procedures.


Incandescent with rage, Mr Fotheringham paused for a much needed breath and stared at his hapless, hopeless employee.


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